Ek Aadmi Baba Ke Paas Jata Hai Aadmi: Baba Kabhi-Kabhi Raat Ko Achanak Nind Khul Gai To Dekhta Hu Ki Bivi Ka Chehra Noor Se Chamak Raha Hai Raushani Itni Hoti Hai Ki Chadar Ke Upar Se Kiranen Dikhti Hain Ye Kaisa Noor Hai Babaji Baba: Abe Apne Mobile Par Pasward Dalke Rakh Fon Chek Karti Hai Vo Tera
Ek Aadmi Samose Ke Andar Ka Aalu Kha Raha Tha Dusra Aadmi: Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Pahla Aadmi: Doctor Ne Bahar Ka Khana Khane Ko Mana Kiya Hai
Banta: Hamare Desh Men Inklab Kyon Nahin Aata? Santa: Kyonki Garib Men Himmat Nahin Hai; Midal Class Ko Fursat Nahin Hai; Aur Amiron Ko Iski Jarurat Nahin Hai!
Banta: Aadmi Shadi Kyon Karta Hai? Santa: Taki Agar Vo Marne Ke Baad Swarg Jaye To Achcha Mahsus Kare; Aur Agar Nark Jaye To Gharelu Mahsus Kare
Ek Aadmi 2 Saal Baad Apna Khali Plat Dekhne Gaya To Vahan Par Kothi Bani Hui Thi Aur Santa Kursi Par Baitha Tha Aadmi: Yaha To Mera Plat Tha? Santa: Kothi Ke Niche A Gaya Hoga